He's No Somnabulist, But

my roommate is totally talking in his sleep right now. totally. he's saying things like every fifteen seconds. a few minutes ago, he was like, "stop following me, #$%!" and then, shortly after, he began, "provides..."
provides what? I wondered. but fortunately, he didn't leave me hanging.
"...ample opportunity...for us to find better pool games."
to judge from all the things he's saying, he's having a very social dream. maybe i should pull the 'fishes-are-coming' thing on him.