Because nothing ever happens on this journal

Waitaminit was it MC Chicken-in-the-Hat? I remember him.
He was a fat dude...wait, was he thin?

To Whom it May Concern

Hey Dave, what's up with the Dave? How's the Dave doing? Hope you're well. Just wondering what's new. Or something along those lines.

Blood

Exceedingly important Ferrell Bros. announcement! Today I am giving blood.

"Mario?"

Hey, uh. Why does it say "Mario" in the upper-left-hand corner? Mario isn't a Super Ferrell Brother. He's kind of not even a Ferrell Brother of any variety. I mean, he's super and all, don't get me wrong, but he's just not a Ferrell Brother.
I'm so picky!

Thanks much, Dwight. This is a great idea, and the Super Ferrell Brothers think you're awesome. They seriously can't stop laughing.

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