Band

There should totally be a band called "The Dewey Decibel System."

Here's a figure

"according to a Johns Hopkins study – no joke – the average mascot loses 8.6 pounds per performance, roughly a gallon of salty, sticky sweat."

From an article about professional sports mascots. here's a link:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/061204&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1